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Gourmet Dark Chocolate Solo is Perfect for the Bounty Hunter in Your Life. Now in Stock! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine’s Tasty Treats. The ultimate delight for Star Wars fans (or anyone who has ever wanted to eat Han Solo, for that matter). $11.99

Intelligent hands-on games for the whole family. Open source, too! Imagine all the fun of your favorite puzzle games meeting the touch-sensitivity of your smartphone meeting the accelerometer of your Wiimote. And the best part? It comes with the ability to write your own games! $44.99 – $148.99

Witnessing some deviant behavior? The Gauss of “Gaussian Distribution” is also the Gauss of “degauss,” that button that used to be standard on monitors. Did you know degaussing was originally used on ships to make them invisible to German magnetic mines? *plays “The More You Know” chime* $19.99

Cute shirt. Subtitle: A Guide to Killing Me. Maybe you’ve just never felt vulnerable enough around strangers. This shirt aims to fix that right up. $18.99 – $19.99

A beautiful consequence of human ingenuity and moral breakdown Here at ThinkGeek, we love memes and kittehs equally. Since a real bonsai kitten would be cruel, we’ve gone ahead and made you a plush one. Cute, cuddly, and cruelty-free! $19.99

Mutant unicorns with extra long horns make excellent eating utensils What’s more magical than a pair of tiny unicorns with overgrown horns? Turning them upside down and using them to eat your favorite Asian foods, that’s what! They’ll even stand on their tiny hooves to prevent your chopsticks from touching the table. $11.99

Forget squashing butterflies. Don’t wash this shirt. If you don’t have time travel planned in your future (past), this shirt is also really valuable in case of apocalypses where the human race has to basically start from scratch. Your shirt will get us well on our way. $18.99 – $19.99

Launch your snowballs at your foes with the power of a crossbow. Step one: make a bunch of snowballs. Step two: use this crossbow to shoot them far and hard at your targets. Step three: enjoy the spoils of war (aka: hot chocolate).

R2 wants nothing more than to support your laziness. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He’ll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! $39.99

Scoops and flings snow – and also makes perfect snowball with the integrated snowball former! Looks like a scoop. Acts like a scoop. For snow. Then pull the lever and form a snowball. Now it’s time to fling that snowball with all the force ya got. Take that, Old Man Winter! $9.99