Crazy Tech

We call him “Little” Chap… and with his glowing inner mouth that pops open randomly, he’s pretty creepy!USB Alien with illuminated inner mouth – cool and creepy at the same time! Just plug him into your computer or USB hub and at random intervals, his mouth will open and his inner mouth will emerge, ready [...]

Slide your iPhone in and charge it while you enjoy your appsSlide your iPhone into the Appstand and charge it while you enjoy your favorite apps. The screen, buttons, and ports (even camera!) are all accessible while its docked and with six brightly colored AppMats, you can show your flair. .99

Bacon-flavored envelopes will convince you to snail-mail againSnail mail is not quite so popular, but it will make a comeback with the help of these tasty, bacon-flavored envelopes. No, no, don’t eat the paper. Lick the adhesive strip and experience pure, smoky deliciousness. .99

Replica of the EVE Hypo from the video game Bioshock 2This replica of the EVE Hypo Syringe from the video game Bioshock glows all blue and creepy. Go on, shoot the lifeblood of Rapture into your own veins. On second thought, don’t do that. Really. Just look at it and enjoy.

Looks just like the doll Little Sister carries in Bioshock 2This collector’s item from the video game Bioshock 2 looks just like the doll that Little Sister carries. In fact, it’s so close to the real thing, you’ll have a hard time believing it’s just a plush. Amazing details make this a keeper! .99

Finally, you can own one million of something – and learn to better understand the massive number.Time to hold one million in your hands. Each of the 200 pages holds 5,000 dots. A few dots are expanded along with a nice bit of statistical fact. All this really hammers home how big a million is. [...]

All the badasses in history in one badass book.From Alexander the Great to George S. Patton, from Genghis Khan to Bruce Lee, this pantheon of ass-kicking awesomeness should inspire you to quit your stupid job and dive headfirst into a new career as a professional badass. .99

Lights up or flashes (2 modes) so you and Fido can be seen in the dark.Walkies early or late can be fun. Normally the weather is better and there’s less traffic. But even less traffic is dangerous. So, use a leash and a collar cover that light up. Then you and your dog will be [...]

Saving throw for cleanliness! Each soap has an embedded d20.Roll the dice and see if your clean spell works. Or, use these soaps, get some extra dice, and then use your spells for something else. Like um . . . making someone else get dirty or set on fire. Something like that. .99

Sounds like sweet candy, but does crazy things to your victim’s mouth. Four innocent-sounding candies. But each one has a trick. One is very sour, another will stain your mouth, another will foam in your mouth. And one will do all three. Bwaahaahaaaaa. .99